Favorite Quotes, post yours!

[BlueLotus]

This is fun... and since Lily has kindly provided us with a quote box I think a thread with our Favorites is appropriate as well.

"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." A. Einstein

"Take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." A. Freeman MASH.

[Richard]

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

"Did you ever stop to think...then forget to start again?" Steven Wright

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you are stupid." John Wayne

[BlueLotus]

"If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a t*tty bar, pick out a set of Boobies and say, "I want those boobies on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever." Ron White

[jd]

"As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death." George Bernard Shaw

[BlueLotus]

"When you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more." -- Col. Potter M*A*S*H

[Richard]

Dec 29, 2011 2:57:36 GMT -5 BlueLotus said:

"When you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more." -- Col. Potter M*A*S*H

That is the second M*A*S*H quote I've seen you use here.

I am a M*A*S*H-a-holic myself. Own every episode, seen them all at least a dozen times, and can pick out the many errors in script (name changes etc.), and in dress/costume over the years.

There was some good stuff in that show.

[BlueLotus]

I love MASH.. Dad and I are both M*A*S*H heads.

Do you happen to own the martinis and medicine collection?
LOVE IT! Bought it for daddy for his Bday.

[BlueLotus]

Here Rich,
A quote that was not penned by the crew of MASH.

"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinion drowned your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary."
Steve Jobs

[Richard]

Dec 29, 2011 14:34:33 GMT -5 BlueLotus said:

I love MASH.. Dad and I are both M*A*S*H heads.

Do you happen to own the martinis and medicine collection?
LOVE IT! Bought it for daddy for his Bday.

I got the DVD collections as the came out, one after the other. No special collection.

I also have the complete Dad's Army (70 plus episodes)which is nothing like M*A*S*H, but I get a kick out of it just the same. If your sister is in Ireland, she may have seen it.

I could probably find a few quotes from that. Especially some of the interesting explanations from Lance Corporal Jones.

[xenalin]

I have one favorite quote, but I don't know who said it.
It's this:
'Embrace Life!'

Just as simple as that.

[BlueLotus]

Life is like a car, drive it like you stole it!