Post by amylou on Jul 22, 2011 20:20:57 GMT -5
my puppy likes to chew the children's gum
yummy yum yum
mint chocolate chip is what she prefers
I've never seen a dog chew gum before
but she does it for fun, wrapper and all
I laugh till I cry
while my poor children cry with no laughter
and puppy girl sits there chewing her gum, satisfied.
Here is a poem I just finished! I know I missed day fifteen but is anyone really counting? I doubt it. Martin, are you? NO! You best be proud of your student!
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yummy yum yum
mint chocolate chip is what she prefers
I've never seen a dog chew gum before
but she does it for fun, wrapper and all
I laugh till I cry
while my poor children cry with no laughter
and puppy girl sits there chewing her gum, satisfied.
Here is a poem I just finished! I know I missed day fifteen but is anyone really counting? I doubt it. Martin, are you? NO! You best be proud of your student!
376 Friends to Impress
What's your status? Please do tell,
we're dying to know you have the most fulfilling life around.
Are you eating brunch at the best restaurant in town,
or cruising on a boat with your man,
wearing a bikini and a sun kissed tan,
a Corona in your hand, twist of lime?
Post your picture and we'll be envious
you've found true love, unlike the rest of us.
Maybe you're vacationing at the coast? Please do post
a picture of your mango manicured toes,
so the world knows you've escaped reality
and your house is vacant for a week.
Did you just run four miles on your Run Keeper app
and want you're friends to know you own a six-pack set of abs?
Simply update your status, and we'll believe
you're a highly motivated man with a sex drive to please.
Did your kids just go down for a nap, and you have tons to do?
Like vacuuming, laundry or cleaning the windows,
newspaper and vinegar I've heard works best.
Update your status instead of being productive
and be sure to post what you're making for supper,
we promise to believe you have it all together.
Did Junior just say the cutest thing ever
and you think others will find it amusing?
Quote his baby talk word for word
and we'll assume you've produced a genius.
Is there an old boyfriend you wish to impress?
Post a photo of your skinner self, and I guarantee
he'll regret dumping your ass.
Are you the woman with only cats to receive your adoration?
Post pictures of them napping in creative positions,
and we'll believe your life is utterly fulfilling.
Did you just check into the Great Wolf Lodge, water slides and fun for all?
Update your status and we'll believe you're the perfect family unit.
Did you just purchase you're first pair of Jimmy Choo's shoes
and want your friends to know you have style with cash to back it?
Post a photo and we're sure as hell buying it.
Is it handbags you sell and want us to preview the newest trends for fall?
Place it in your status and we'll call with our order
or post it to your wall, how we will die if we don't get one.
Whatever your status, make it count, fabricate the best life you can mimic,
because only on Facebook you're the artist
creating the masterpiece you want the world to see.